Summoning Slender Man To Fry An Egg

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Summoning Slender Man To Fry An Egg

Post by Riddick » 02-26-2021 02:08 PM

How do you fry an egg? It's a great mystery. So in trying times like this one, summon an unholy monster from the depths of Hell to teach you. The modern urban legend Slender Man, who reaches toward you from the dim light of your peripheral vision, is an excellent chef, despite his cumbersome arms. LINK
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