I have some FEMA jokes!

[aussiegirl]

but they take a few days to get.

Sorry....just had to.

[Cpt Spike Mike]

Why is FEMA in action like mating elephants?

Because it's usually done with a lot of screaming & holering, and takes about two years to produce results.

[aussiegirl]

LOL Capt.

Letterman's Top Ten Questions For The Fema Director Application


10. "Are you able to convey a false sense of security?"

9. "What percentage of your resume is fabricated?"

8. "In a crisis, which state or local officials would you blame?"

7. "What are your plans after you resign?"

6. "Do you mind if the last guy left the office smelling like Arabian horses?"

5. "Which is most serious: A disaster, a catastrophe, or a dis-astrophe?"

4. "Does Robert Blake dating again count as an emergency?"

3. "Can the president easily add '-ie' to your last name to form a nickname?"

2. "Can you screw up bad enough to take the heat off the president's mistakes?"

1. "Michael Brown...Idiot or moron?"

[Malaria_Kidd]

FEMA took the heat and New Orleans officials gave the American Red Cross the cold shoulder.

Was this a joke? One mile away they sat in force NOT related to FEMA. Their convoy HAD food and water.

The joke was; "You can't go in. You will only add to the confusion." May those dedicated volunteers have an M1-A1 Abrams tank donated soon. We'll transport the tank for free! We'll fuel it up!

I just got back from Texas helping our major trucking company deliver our 11th load of donated goods. Also not a joke related to FEMA.

1,316.9 miles in 23 hours,...........

MK:)