TX Judge Issues 30 Day Emergency Fresh Fruit Edict?

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TX Judge Issues 30 Day Emergency Fresh Fruit Edict?

Post by Riddick » 04-23-2020 12:01 PM

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OMG! I Was Just Thinking!

Post by Riddick » 04-26-2020 09:42 AM

Unlikely enough but, If by some completely bizarre confluence of events I wind up amongst the Harris County population do we strap the whole thing on across the mouth?

Or smear it across our lower face? Maybe we eat the fruit, & use the peel for the mask? Nutrition & safety in one object.

Hey, with less than 24 hours to go? Inquiring minds want to know.
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