Everybody Wants To Fool The World

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Everybody Wants To Fool The World

Post by Riddick » 04-01-2021 11:48 AM

An exceptional prank
is a deception that proves the fool.

Why can't you fool a 2 day old baby?
They weren't born yesterday.

How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
You knock on the door.

Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they're suckers.

What drink fools and hurts you?
A Sucker Punch.

My wife told me I was a fool to try and build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

What is more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.

A poor workman blames his fools...
EDIT: tools ...Stupid keyboard...

How do you keep a fool in suspense?
I'll tell you next week.

Did you know Google has cancelled April Fool's Day again this year?
It's true. No made up prank can match the unbelievable sh!t going on in the world right now
A mind should not be so open that the brains fall out; however, it should not be so closed that whatever gray matter which does reside may not be reached. ART BELL

Everything Woke turns to Image
-Donald Trump Image

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