Male Psychology

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Male Psychology

Post by Riddick » 05-19-2020 11:01 PM

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:

"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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Re: Male Psychology

Post by Doka » 05-20-2020 12:28 AM

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