I'm Enlightened...You're An Idiot!
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I'm Enlightened...You're An Idiot!
So now you know.
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From: Submissions Department
Contentious Political Publishing, Inc
Dear Contributor:
We have reviewed your manuscript
In its current form it does not meet our needs at this time
Might we suggest a rework before resumbmission
At minimum, a change of title?
That is to say, leave me out of it
Thanks in advance
Sincerely Yours,
N.E. Diot
Re: I'm Enlightened...You're An Idiot!
HB3 wrote: So now you know.
Well that's what many people think.......and then others think not...
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In care of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, & McCormick!HB3 wrote: Jameson, take a letter to my lawyer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J6OEEbZ9Ko
and let's not forget 'The Laws of My Administration'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGS_PwhhFkU
And ON the subject of recipes might I remind you all that
Extremism in the defense of liver tea IS no rice ,
& moderation in the pursuit of just ice is no fondue... ?
Now, THAT's MY kinda Marxism!
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Re: Re: I'm Enlightened...You're An Idiot!
Y'know. I think you may have something there Tiff!tiffany wrote: many people think.......and then others think not...
Thinking about people who think, versus others who think-not, I'll turn around & pose this possible predicament (paraphrasing Python):
I think that the vast majority of people think-not
and that most thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told by think-nots that ordinary thinking people are fed up with being sick and tired!
I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told by think-nots that I am!
If that clears it up for anyone, please explain it to me
I have heard that saidNeamhain wrote: Generally, those that feel they are enlightened---usually have a long way to go.
& I've heard said that
The further away from "authority" you can get, the closer you get to your own -
I've ALSO heard said
"I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens!"
If I may wax poetic for a mo
While animals have instinct
Mankind has intellect
Though you don't always find it in use...
It's said that animals don't know any better -
What the heck is mankind's excuse?
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Now Some Don't-Know-It-Alls
Don't know much
about history
Don't know much philosophy
Don't know much about geo-sci
Don't know much about the tsetse fly
But some still do give thought its due
And I think that if we all did, too,
What a wonderful world this could be
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Well... if you want it done quicklytiffany wrote: How do we turn this into a Political thread:eek:
... how about this
Some one posts flame bait, someone flames back
Others jump in with their own flames and flame bait
Flames & baiting continue,
Nobody changes their mind
Nothing changes...
Now, there's a political thread. That's a political thread!
On to the next thread?
Dr Powerfun wrote: Well... if you want it done quickly
... how about this
Some one posts flame bait, someone flames back
Others jump in with their own flames and flame bait
Flames & baiting continue,
Nobody changes their mind
Nothing changes...
Now, there's a political thread. That's a political thread!
On to the next thread?
Exactly! Just think how much time we could save if...we just pointed people to this thread?
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Do you know how christmas trees are grown? They need sunshine,
Sunshine can't grow christmas trees alone, They need raindrops,
Raindrops can't grow christmas trees, Here's the reason why,
In the winter rain will freeze and the trees will die.
Do you know how christmas trees are grown?
They need sunshine and raindrops, Friendship and kindness,
And most of all they need love.
Do you know how santa gets around? He needs snowflakes,
Snowflakes cannot do it all I found, They need reindeers,
Reindeers even though they try, They need other things,
Once a year they have to fly and they don't have wings.
Do you know how santa gets around?
He needs snowflakes and reindeers, Sunshine and raindrops,
Friendship and kindness, And most of all he needs love.
Do you know how christmas cards are made? They need pictures,
Pictures can't complete them I'm afraid, They need greetings,
Greetings say what's in your heart, That's what they are for,
But when loved ones are apart, Christmas can't mean more.
Do you know how christmas cards are made?
They need pictures and greetings, Sunshine and raindrops,
Snowflakes and reindeers, Friendship and kindness,
And most of all they need love.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la,
Do you know how christmas trees are grown? They need sunshine,
Sunshine can't grow christmas trees alone, They need raindrops,
Raindrops can't grow christmas trees, Here's the reason why,
In the winter rain will freeze and the trees will die.
Do you know how christmas trees are grown?
They need sunshine and raindrops, Friendship and kindness,
And most of all they need love.
Do you know how santa gets around? He needs snowflakes,
Snowflakes cannot do it all I found, They need reindeers,
Reindeers even though they try, They need other things,
Once a year they have to fly and they don't have wings.
Do you know how santa gets around?
He needs snowflakes and reindeers, Sunshine and raindrops,
Friendship and kindness, And most of all he needs love.
Do you know how christmas cards are made? They need pictures,
Pictures can't complete them I'm afraid, They need greetings,
Greetings say what's in your heart, That's what they are for,
But when loved ones are apart, Christmas can't mean more.
Do you know how christmas cards are made?
They need pictures and greetings, Sunshine and raindrops,
Snowflakes and reindeers, Friendship and kindness,
And most of all they need love.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la.