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Ruh-roh Raggy!!

Or I could go with the tag line from the Beggin' Strips commercial...
"IT'S BACONNNNN!!"

...either way; I'm flexible!

Elk, this wouldn't happen if you'd stop pushing all the damn buttons! It's not an adding machine!

See? Here's three more people who didn't bring any! Bunch o' Bogarts!
Okay, here....
I hate to smoke alone: that doesn't mean I won't do it, but.....

"...Everyone wants to try it." Yeah, but they didn't bring any weed! http://www.fantasticforum.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.fantasticforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Trust me; if you're disp[laying such an item, people will almost expect you to have some product to sample. Does sound pretty kewl, t...

I'll ride that badboy! Lemme onboard!

This is a great idea, and could be built for about the price of a dozen shuttle launches.

Well, in the long run, it's better than him saying, "AMF!"
...a little radio joke there.

You know, most pot trafficers try a joint first, and then go home to have sex. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! Damn dyslexic stoners- making the rest of us look bad!

Regular exercise is also beneficial in battling depression. Not anly are there the physical attributes, but also a positive attitude that goes with it. And, from my own experience, I've found that cranking my Horse helps me to be more resistant to colds.

( Ananova ) dateline ~ Milan to Cuba ~ On a Yesair Airlines flight from Milan to Cuba, one of the plane's engines stalled and started shooting flames out the aft end! http://www.fantasticforum.com/ubb/eek.gif The incident occured during takeoff and the pilot said everything was okay, but let the 25O...

Last night/this morning, I saw a report on CNN about a 7.2mag eatrhquake epicentered in the Hindu Kush region of Afghanistan.

Morgan, that's IT!! [/b] You've got the solution, but it'll take everybody to make it work. Here it is.... We get about 1O million people to buy XM radios, and more importantly, the stock in the companies. Crap Channel will see the "trend", and see the stock rising, and buy into it lock, s...

Note from the Newsmonger: if you offend easily, please don't click on the above link. Sorry shootzoo, but I thought it needed to be said.

Latest word, at the outset of the show tonight, yes, a hot-air balloon flew over Art's house in Pahrump last night. It occured just as he was going off the air, and according to Art, continued to descend and eventually touched down just over the hill. No explanation was really given as to why a hot-...

( Ananova ) dateline~ Kakavia border crossing, Greece ~ Greek customs officials had to hire some workers with a narrow build to unload a seized four-ton shipment of hashish, because their officers were too big. The hash was located in an empty gas cylinder on a truck, and was accesible only by a nar...

( Ananova ) ~ The American company Tasty Fries Incorporated have announced their revolutionary idea- the dream of Homer Simpson; selling french fries in vending machines! Tasty Fries has ordered 1O,OOO state-of-the-art vending machines which can guarantee 32 cooked fries per serving, in 9O seconds. ...