Documenting the Zombie Apocalypse

[SquidInk]

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/3 ... d-in-home/

Behind the door of a townhouse on Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne, a house of horrors. It’s here police say Alexander Kinyua, 21, confessed to eating the heart and parts of the brain of a missing man.

Police say Kinyua’s brother went down to the laundry room of the house and saw a blanket on a box. He pulled off the blanket and saw two metal tins. Police say he opened them and saw a head and two hands. When Kinyua’s brother confronted him about this, police say Kinyua said they were animal remains and not human.

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... police-say

Magnotta is the sole suspect in a bizarre and grotesque killing in which the victim was cut into pieces and body parts were sent through the mail. A foot ended up at the headquarters of the ruling Conservative Party of Canada in Ottawa. A hand was also mailed, destined for the Liberals.

[...]

The video was posted May 25 to a Canada-based website that deals with death and gore.

It shows the perpetrator repeatedly stabbing then dismembering the victim. It also appears to depict cannibalism and sexual defiling of the body.

Related: http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... e-for-gore

This is a gore-hound’s decathlon . . . it’s an actual snuff video.”

That’s just one of the shockingly excited online reactions to the now infamous kill video.

Five days before Luka Rocco Magnotta became the subject of an international manhunt, a horrifying video dubbed “1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick” was posted online, appearing to show a man stabbing a naked and bound victim with an ice pick, and then dismembering the body.

Best Gore, an Edmonton-based website that published it, got 300,000 hits in four hours on Thursday alone. The popularity of the grisly, 10-minute video reveals a disturbing online subculture with an appetite for videos that show actual murders.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32171926/ns ... 8kQ11KrErW

Officers called to the home early Sunday found the boy's mother, Otty Sanchez, sitting on the couch with a self-inflicted wound to her chest and her throat partially slashed, screaming "I killed my baby! I killed my baby!" police said. She told officers the devil made her do it, police said.

Sanchez, 33, apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts before stabbing herself, McManus said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1085553

A man whose face was eaten by a naked attacker in Miami is fighting for his life as authorities try to piece together just what sparked the horrific incident.

The identity of the two men remains unclear, although some reports suggest they may have been homeless men living beneath the MacArthur Causeway, which connects downtown Miami to South Beach.

Why?

Zombies are popular in all kinds of pop fiction, all of the sudden we're surrounded by them in real life?

Why?

[HB3]

You missed the one about the guy throwing pieces of his own intestine at the police.

[SquidInk]

So I did...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/ne ... g-himself/

When they arrived at the scene, Carter refused to drop the weapon and began waving it -- along with a hammer -- at the officers. He then repeatedly stabbed himself in the legs, abdomen and neck.

Hackensack Police Lt. Timothy Lloyd told the Cliffview Pilot, "They tried to talk him down, but they were having no luck. He was slashing at them with the knife."

When he began throwing pieces of skin and intestines at the officers, they called in the Bergen County Police Department's SWAT team, Lloyd said.

By the time they arrived, Carter's intestines were "literally" hanging out of his body, an unnamed police official told the Pilot.

"The scene was a bloody mess," the official said. "The SWAT team members had to be decontaminated due to the amount of blood."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/ne ... z1wZm8Xv9h

You know, I am ready to admit that I've been wrong. Everything is just fine in modern America (and Canada). Ignore my posts to the contrary, going back to 2007.

[SquidInk]

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Khan, notes, "If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack." So please log on, get a kit, make a plan, and be prepared!

eh... ok.

[SquidInk]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/0 ... 74316.html

Another gruesome attack over the weekend involved one man allegedly biting off a piece of another man's face -- and like similar cases, this one, too, involves "bath salts."

Louisiana man Carl Jacquneaux, 43, allegedly attacked his neighbor, Todd Credeur, in Lafayette Parish over an undefined domestic issue, KATC reported.

Man, o-man... remember when doing drugs was a dignified, exclusive activity? Remember when it was all about coke, and Lamborghini's? If only we could return to those times. This is what happens when you let the masses in.

[Fan]

Find where a toxicology report actually mentions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone (bath salts). It ain't easy (I have yet to see one), but they always mention this drug in association with zombies and face eating.

Note also the rise in flesh eating disease in the news, at the same time as these zombie attacks happened.

Now note what is being released soon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

...and now the CDC says "CDC to America: There Is No Zombie Apocalypse"

[Dale O Sea]

Find where a toxicology report actually mentions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone (bath salts). It ain't easy (I have yet to see one), but they always mention this drug in association with zombies and face eating.

Note also the rise in flesh eating disease in the news, at the same time as these zombie attacks happened.

Now note what is being released soon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

...and now the CDC says "CDC to America: There Is No Zombie Apocalypse"

Also add that ALL the msm news agencies have major movie studios in their portfolio - so we get more marketing than actual news from msm. And now our only source of real news, the internet, is being threatened from all sides.

Bath salts has been under attack here locally for a few months but has ramped up lately. These reports of bath salts being the cause of that 'zombie' incident were inserted after the local story broke by the networks..for what reason, who knows, but it wasn't to report the truth to a concerned public.

[voguy]

I don't know about "no zombies".

I mean, have you ever seen college kids walking into Starbucks while looking at their phones. Mumbling something about the coffee, and then looking back at the phone.

I'm convinced the phone has control of their mind.

[Fan]

I don't know about "no zombies".

I mean, have you ever seen college kids walking into Starbucks while looking at their phones. Mumbling something about the coffee, and then looking back at the phone.

I'm convinced the phone has control of their mind.

hmm nope that is just how students are before their coffee. Coffee is the best anti-zombie medicine.

[Diogenes]

I don't know about "no zombies".

I mean, have you ever seen college kids walking into Starbucks while looking at their phones. Mumbling something about the coffee, and then looking back at the phone.

I'm convinced the phone has control of their mind.

Now isn't that the truth - honestly the texting has taken over the phone calls - I mean when my husband starts sending me text messages - well I know we are officially a Zombie nation.

[voguy]

Now isn't that the truth - honestly the texting has taken over the phone calls - I mean when my husband starts sending me text messages - well I know we are officially a Zombie nation.

I take it he's sending those texts from the other side of the bed?

[Diogenes]

I take it he's sending those texts from the other side of the bed?

Speaking on behalf of the dog and cat

[SquidInk]

http://www.networkworld.com/community/b ... rrorist-if

Feds Warn of Zombie Apocalypse! Buy emergency kit, but you might be a terrorist if...

Homeland Security warned, "The zombies are coming!" FEMA says get your emergency preparedness kit ready, but the LAPD adopted 15 of the DOJ's ridiculous lists regarding 'Potential Indicators of Terrorist Activities.' The question morphs from how will we survive the zombie apocalypse, to how will we prepare an emergency kit without such "suspicious behaviors" and buying activities flagging us as potential domestic terrorists?

Don't be silly by thinking you must actually break the law before cops deem you a potential threat and report you. Paying with cash comes under numerous "you might be a terrorist if" lists. Whatever you do, stocking up on non-perishable food as the feds advise should not include buying "meals ready to eat" since that, too, is potentially suspicious and means you might be a terrorist. "Suspicious activity" at military surplus stores includes making "bulk purchases" of "weatherproofed ammunition or match containers" and "meals ready to eat," as does suspicious purchasing of "night vision devices" like "night flashlights and gas masks."

[Fan]

...everyone is getting in on this. It pisses me off, my tax dollars being wasted on crap like this. Go play some video games instead you freaks.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/02/12 ... 71360.html

[Jason P Goyer]

I'm hard to sell on this concept. I appreciate the post's and the information though.