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drnewel
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Air Port Homeland Security

Post by drnewel » 03-24-2005 05:59 PM

I was traveling, about a year ago, on a first class flight from SFO San Francisco to Daytona Beach Florida with various layovers - I am a white guy a Heinz57 mix when...

My one day Samsonite briefcase cary on was routine searched - all seemed fine.

It is the kind of high end, rugged type that can fit one pant and one shirt plus a news paper, and a book or two - it looks like a briefcase...

They got my boxer underwear and held it up to the light, like reading an x-ray chart!!!!!

Now at first I thought that was, possibly ok, but he held it up for about 5 minutes, turning it over, and around realy examining it!!!!

I read in the paper and saw it online somewhere that they use "Mind Scan," or "Brain Scanning" at airports - I began to wonder is this true?

I always wash my one day cloths at the hotels - but they were looking at my shorts!!!!

Then I remembered buying the latest issue of Playboy!!!

Instead of watching Arabs, or suspicious people they are scanning my head for reading pornography!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my latest theory - they are allready way off, so far off of the war on terrorism that it is going to be a White Cracker Good-Ol'e-Boy Revolution: I was not white enough!

Then I heard they were going to start OUTING GAYS with the Airport Brain Scanning!!!
Dr. Newel

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Post by Flyhigh » 04-13-2005 10:29 PM

Oh Relax,

They even brain scan flight crews, I showed my ID the other day at employee security check point and he asked me to take off my glasses, I said no, and thought to myself WHO THE H*LL do you think you are? Needless to say, I was strip searched.



J/k

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