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Post by Old65 » 09-26-2004 04:24 PM

I think we are all.
This kinda made me grin,but also mead me think.
So here it goes.

I would like to introduce myself.......

I am John Kerry.

I was against the first Iraq war. I am against the second Iraq war, but

I voted for it. Now I'm against it but I was for it. I support the UN.

I'm against terrorism and against the Iraq war. But I voted for the Iraq

war. So, I voted against the first war and supported the second war,


I'm against gay marriage but for gay unions. I support gays but think

the San Francisco mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages. No, wait, gay


I'm Catholic. Wait, I'm Jewish. My dad was Jewish. But I was raised

Catholic. What am I? I don't want to confuse people.

I am for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are pro-life.

But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, but I'm not

sure. I do know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I stated that it was a


I went to Vietnam. But I was against Vietnam. I testified against

fellow U.S. Troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to do

the same. But I am a war hero. Against the war.

I stated I threw my medals away then I threw my ribbons away. I then

revealed that I threw my ribbons away but not my medals, then lately I

stated that I threw someone else's medals away and never threw anything

of mine away.

I believe Ribbons and medals aren't the same thing. Medals come with

ribbons, so now I believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing

besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are medal.

I wrote a book that pictured the U.S. Flag upside-down on its cover. But

now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it.

But sometimes, we fly upside-down for fun.

Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman. The Israelis shouldn't kill

Palestinian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism. Yasser Arafat is

a terrorist supporter. I support Mideast peace.

I am for the common man, unlike Bush. I am against the rich. But my

family is worth $300 million dollars has a jet and many SUV's. I am the

common man.

I am against sending jobs overseas. My wife is a Heinz heir, which Heinz

has most factories offshore. I am against rewarding companies for

exporting jobs as long as it is not Heinz.

I own $1 million in Wal-Mart stock. I believe Wal-Mart is evil by

driving small business owners out of town. I am a capitalist and I own

part of Wal-Mart but I am a good guy for small corporate America.

I own SUV's when I talk to my followers in Detroit, Michigan, Teresa

owns SUV's, I don't, when I talk to "tree-hugging" followers. I have a

campaign jet that gets 1/3 mpg, which is great fuel efficiency.

I am against making military service an issue in presidential elections.

I defended a draft dodger Clinton and stated that all serve in their own

capacity whether they draft dodge or not. Did I

mention, I served in Vietnam and am a hero? Are you questioning my

patriotism? I served in Vietnam. My opponent didn't. I have three purple

hearts! I am a hero. I am qualified to run this country since I

served....those 4 months, which seemed like a lifetime!!!

I am John Kerry. (What you see is what you get).

.....and remember, my initials are JFK, but I'm not John Fitzgerald

Kennedy!!! .... (but right now I wish I was!!!).


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Post by CaptainBeyond » 10-02-2004 06:28 AM

A very funny and unfortunately true post, oldie!Psst,hey old,how come people ignore this?They pretend it does not exist,quite amazing!I fully expect someday to read some Kerry posting with an accompanying mp3 sound file of Rainbows and Lollipops playing in the background.


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Post by Sinner » 10-02-2004 09:22 AM

Yep, Excellent post Old 65, Sums it up.

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Post by Iris » 10-03-2004 10:00 PM

What does this post have to do with third party candidacies?
We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. B. Franklin

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Post by Old65 » 10-04-2004 12:36 PM

Sorry about that. Will not happen again
:D :p


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