CDC Warns of Dangerous New STD

[Conspiracy Theorist]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of a sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted
through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lecthym (Pronounced "Gonna
Re-elect Him").

Many victims contracted it after having been screwed by the
administration for the past 4 years, and failing to have taken adequate
measures to protect themselves. Cognitive sequelae of individuals
infected with Gonorrhea lecthym include: Antisocial personality disorder
traits; delusions of grandeur with a messianic flavor; cognitive
perseverance; inability to incorporate new information into a rigid idée
fixe;
xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; and
a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing thinking.

This epidemic is out of control. MMWR reports it has already
resulted in brain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. Excessive exposure
to country music and yellow ribbon asphyxiation are thought to be
contributing factors.

New CDC Director Archbishop Burke has ordered a halt to research
into the disease after determining the disease is incurable and is
merely God's will.

Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural
immunity and are poised to lead an exciting life right after the rapture
begins and our afflicted fellow Americans ascend from Crawford to their
eternal reward to join Tom DeLay, W., and Co. in their version of
heaven.

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