The Return of "JC"

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The Return of "JC"

Post by Guest » 05-31-2004 11:37 AM

The following was posted on the C2CAM website:

The Return of J.C.
After a long hiatus, the notorious phone caller known as J.C. returned this evening to subject Art to one of his trademark harangues. "I'm God's General in the war against porn," he declared, suggesting that the war in Iraq was being caused by the porn industry.

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Post by SETIsLady » 05-31-2004 11:41 AM

I needed a good laugh ...and along comes JC :D

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Post by Dale O Sea » 05-31-2004 12:20 PM

For those that missed hearing JC, a kind pirate (thanking for everything) has sent me a copy of the clip and I've uploaded it to my Yahoo! Briefcase for all to hear. It's the 8th one from the top of the list labeled Art Bell-JC-Pringles'nPorn...

That was the biggest open-line treat inside of a year! Art & I agreed last night - those four hours just flew by. Another one for the books..:cool:

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Post by Dale O Sea » 05-31-2004 02:56 PM

Something interesting to note in that clip - after Art accusingly states that he only gives "JC" for his name, JC says " I, uh, well...Do I have to give my name? JC Lester the third!" Is that his real name or close to it, JC Lester III? Maybe JC is just a nickname and Lester is his first name. He definitely said "the third". I'm not going anywhere with this but I had never heard him refer to himself by name before. Mysterious and funny as hell. Gotta love him! :cool:

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Post by daboodaddy » 05-31-2004 03:07 PM

I can't access the Yahoo briefcase, Dale.
I wish to hear JC, as I have never had the "pleasure". Thanks!
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Post by Dale O Sea » 05-31-2004 05:15 PM

I'm not sure why daboodaddy. I have cookies disabled in Opera and I can access it. I have a barebones browser that don't accept cookies and it loads fine with it too.

If anybody else has problems getting in holler. I only have this PC but 5 different browsers installed on it and they all get in. I have it configured for public access as it is designed and intended to be. Clean out your cookies and try again, maybe.
Here is a link to the JC containig folder. Maybe you can get in the front door better, heh.
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Post by tiffany » 05-31-2004 05:26 PM

Daddy JC is a kick...Especially the call before last night's (although last night's was so very exciting for all of us)...The call some time back before Art retired was a screaming mad JC. Art really got him going then he hung up on Art and Art chuckled as we all did. We never heard from him again until last night. Many of us wondered if he was still alive...well............JC LIVES HE LIVES :eek:

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Post by Guest » 05-31-2004 05:42 PM

Thanks Dale for using your Yahoo Briefcase for these files. I see one listed as "BadBoy Fast Blast mention" too! I also have a big Yahoo briefcase that came free with my SBC DSL - I think it has 700+MB available. Too bad they don't have a simpler no-frills FTP access method though.

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Post by VelvetMask » 05-31-2004 06:22 PM

Dale, Thanks so much for sharing!

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Post by Joolz » 05-31-2004 08:30 PM

:D ROFL!!! :D

Thanks for posting a link to that, Dale! I missed that last night. Boy, I needed a good laugh and that did it!

:D Still grinning :D
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Post by daboodaddy » 06-01-2004 08:19 AM

Thank you Dale. JC seems like an interesting "study". (And I thought some of MY relatives were "cracked"...) :D

I can access through the second link. Thanks for sharing the "JC Experience".
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Post by JasonS » 06-01-2004 05:15 PM

Couldn't you host a few of the files on FantasticForum? Or would they eat too much bandwidth? It's gotta be somewhat legal...I mean it's just small snippets of the show.

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Post by dperez3894 » 06-01-2004 05:18 PM

dale65802 wrote: Something interesting to note in that clip - after Art accusingly states that he only gives "JC" for his name, JC says " I, uh, well...Do I have to give my name? JC Lester the third!" Is that his real name or close to it, JC Lester III? Maybe JC is just a nickname and Lester is his first name. He definitely said "the third". I'm not going anywhere with this but I had never heard him refer to himself by name before. Mysterious and funny as hell. Gotta love him! :cool:


J.C.'s full name is;

Jonathan Christian Webster III

It's been a while since nutty old J.C. called in. I imagine him as some old balding guy wearing camoflauge with a scraggly beard, bugged out eyes and bulging veins on his neck and head when he screams at Art on the phone while Edna is at the computer tapping out more hate mail for Art

In order to supply power to the computer, Edna is forced by J.C. to pedal a wheel which turns a generator. Enda has to supply power this way because J.C. believes the electric grid is the "Devil's power source".

Edna is forced to do J.C.'s dirty work on the computer after she's finished pumping water from a hand operated pump, washing dishes in a wooden tub, scrubbing clothes on rocks next to a nearby stream, chopping wood, churning butter all day long, cooking J.C.'s meals on a wood burning cook stove and refilling the kerosene lanterns throughout the house.

That's probably what happens at J.C.'s house where every day it's still the 1800's.

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Post by Tinkerbell » 06-02-2004 02:36 AM

Since I missed hearing the show the other night, I'm so glad you
posted this link to hear good ol' JC once again! Thanks for sharing it. :D ;)

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Post by Guest » 06-02-2004 04:09 AM

JC to Art:

"You have seen way too much Star Trek, you are probably smoking reefer. And you are just out of your mind with all this crazyness and you are just really going over the edge."

JC to caller:

"You better get alot of sunscreen now buddy cause you are GONNA BURN IN HELL!"

Comedy gold Jerry! Gold!


What is your favorite JC bit?

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