Fan wrote:
...and Art saying he has brain damage. /cringe
Woo! Suggesting a guest qualifies for a
head exam? That's pretty strong meat ainit. Still, who's to say what's really going on there isn't so much any actual
physical damage, as to whatever extent at times
the wiring of ANYONE'S brain can cause a particular process
TO seriously kick into high gear at as a result of external stimuli -
Hmmm... That has me thinking, instead of going over the same old Godly grey matter territory? To GET ahead of things
before the next time he appears on DM, BOTH for AND on his part personally and professionally Alper really ought take time to
add a no less interesting cranial companion tome to his "head examining" resume eh!...
--
"I'm here with author Matthew Alper discussing '
The ODD Part of the Brain' - and in the very few minutes we have here remaining with my guest, there's one last area of interest I'd like to cover if we may -
"More than happy to stay overtime, fire away, Art!"
"In reading your new book cover-to-cover, I must say, even as it's a look at the power OF
implausible thinking, in that it IS all
you say it's 'cracked-up' to be I was particularly piqued by the section
on utter nonsense and its ability to turn the head PURPLE - Are
you pondering what
I'm pondering, Matthew?"
"I
think so, Art... but if a
deep purple head is the goal, is that really something between the two of us we need yet attempt to accomplish
here for listeners tonight - especially as far and away folks are apt to hear way more than enough complete AND utter nonsense tuning in to ANY Coast to Coast AM show hosted by
George Noory?"
"Well, you surprise me, Matt!"
"Seriously? How so Art?"
"That's not
such a terribly off-the-wall thought to ponder on, is it?"
"I wouldn't be too sure about that - Truth is, anyone who's heard him should know unlike you
his work on the mic during interviews and otherwise can be
pretty consistently Out-of-this-World looney, Art."
"Seriously? How so Matt?"
"There's this old 'Outer Limits' TV episode, '
Keeper of the Purple Twilight'? If mastering nothing else in his ongoing efforts George is doing a bang up job nailing down THAT title ON a regular week-in week-out basis."
"(laughs) Well, folks, so much as that's true, you didn't hear it from ME. But even beyond George - say people can't catch his divine looniness as often as they'd like yet still want a purple head
in the worst way - and insofar we ARE about ready to wrap up things up here, any last words of advice for the audience tonight?"
"
NARF! ZORT! TROZ! POIT! Ha-ha!"
"Odd words indeed."