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by Old65
03-08-2006 05:57 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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happy hump day mates

OLE 68 GOING IN THE HOSPITAL..
OLD 68
by Old65
03-04-2006 08:06 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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For adult reading only

:p :D A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" T...
by Old65
03-03-2006 07:57 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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by Old65
03-02-2006 08:09 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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an olde but still funny

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning---- it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a man. That's i...
by Old65
03-01-2006 07:43 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
Replies: 461
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happy hump day mates

:rolleyes: A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was I...
by Old65
02-28-2006 07:37 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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top of the evening

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back > and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not > far > off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be > six > again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning o...
by Old65
02-27-2006 08:50 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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good evening mates

:p :rolleyes: :) recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you s...
by Old65
02-26-2006 12:41 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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happy Sunday mates

:p :D He is 80, she is 20, and it was the talk of the town when an 80 year-old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the old fellow saying, "This is amazing! How do you do it at your age?" He an...
by Old65
02-25-2006 04:26 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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A little bit of help drom ole Fred on this one

:rolleyes: An older lady was some what lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He w...
by Old65
02-25-2006 04:17 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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top of the Saturday mates

:p :p :p :p Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his pro...
by Old65
02-20-2006 08:39 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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Hi mates

;) ;) Death in family be gone for 4 or 6 days. ole 68 Hillbilly Mirror After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked a...
by Old65
02-19-2006 03:42 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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happy Sunday mates

:p :p :p :p The Shortest Fairy Tale Ever Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after - and went shopping, dancing, to the spa, drank gin and tonic, and always had a clean house, never had to cook and do other...
by Old65
02-18-2006 02:10 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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Abit of help from ole Fred on this one

:rolleyes: :p :) There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone ag...
by Old65
02-16-2006 02:30 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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Top of the day mates

:D :p OK - time for a little education... In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally ...
by Old65
02-14-2006 04:03 PM
Forum: Laugh a bit with Ole 68
Topic: laugh a bit with ole 68
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A extra

:p :p :p A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that ...

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